I am so sorry for my absence from the blogworld this week; things have just been really busy around here. But I’m hoping that next week will be a lot better.
I must just tell you a funny story, however. Earlier in the week, Mr Litlove had to go to the Groucho Club in London for a work do. He was approaching the entrance when he saw the footballer, Rio Ferdinand (? I know nothing about football and no need to enlighten me) going in ahead of him. Mr Litlove did not say so when telling me the anecdote, but I imagine he was so busy watching this guy that he tripped over the threshold. Noticing, he says, a lady behind him who in stature, hairstyle, etc, resembled one of his mother’s friends, he turned around and advised her to take care with the step (or I believe the way he jokingly phrased it was that he’d stumbled just to warn her of the possible danger) only to find it was Margaret from The Apprentice!*
That’s my boy; he falls over only in the very best company.
* The Apprentice, for those outside the UK, is a reality game show in which young people with personality disorders and a strong desire to appear on television compete in a series of staged entrepreneurial tasks for a ‘coveted’ place working with business mogul, Sir Alan Sugar, a man who seems to me to be the epitome of a nightmare boss. It’s best to erase the word ‘why?’ from your vocabulary when watching. Alan Sugar, when deciding who to hire and fire used to have two grey-haired and bespectacled henchman with him, one of whom was this Margaret. It has to be said that the henchmen provided a welcome burst of sanity and normality in an otherwise crazy parallel universe.
Lovely post! Made me laugh out loud. And even I know who Rio Ferdinand is…
Heh, I am such a numbskull in football matters! And I’m glad it gave you a laugh – it certainly tickled me. 🙂
That show, like most inexplicable embarrassments, started in the US, with people competing to work for unlikely-haired mogul Donald Trump. The mind reels.
How about that! I didn’t know, although Donald Trump makes sense when you look at Alan Sugar or vice versa. ‘Unlikely-haired’, *snort*!
Very funny! Good old Mr. Litlove. Do you think Sir Alan Sugar would hire him? Your description of The Apprentice is wonderful. We have an American version (never watched by me) whose epitome of a nightmare boss is Donald Trump. He’s probably busy firing people over the fact that he is not “Sir Donald Trump”.
I sort of hope he would say no to Alan Sugar, though when I look at his current boss, I do have to wonder a bit… Your comment about ‘Sir Donald’ did make me laugh. I’m sure someone, somewhere, could be paid for that…?
It was a real shame when Margaret left the Apprentice! So good to see a woman be counted for her wisdom and personality and not on appearance.
I couldn’t agree more! We so need more intelligent women on tv with grey hair. Heaven knows there are enough grey-haired men filling our screens.
Wow, Mr. Litlove hobnobbing with the celebrities! You have to let us know if his photo ever appears in any of the tabloids with some lurid headline 😉